seriously the most frustrating thing is when you’re trying to hold a conversation with someone but all they want to do is yell at their game and after you hang up on them they call back and DON’T SAY ANYTHING


i hate when people find out i’m on an anti depressant and the first thing they say is “you’re depressed?!”

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“In the 37 years I’ve dated you, I never thought you were as weird as you are now.”